Gryffindors:“We give all the fucks!”
Slytherins:”We give none of the fucks!”
Ravenclaws:“Guess how many fucks we give!”
Hufflepuffs: “Guys, look at all the fucks we found!”
(via cs-ophelia)
May 24th
Person: So, what religion are you?
Me: Fandom.
Person: What?
Person: No, I mean who do you believe in?
Me: I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES
Person:
Me: MORIARTY WAS REAL
Person:
Me:
Person: So, you don't believe in angels-
Me: Of course I believe in angels. Sam and Dean run into them all of the time.
Person: Who?
Me: They also run into demons all of the time too.
Me: But that's why they have salt.
Person:
Person: Well, I believe in the Lord-
Me: The last of the Time Lords.
Person:
Me: *starts spinning in circles* DOO WEEEEE DOOOOO
May 10th
mrs hudson: knock knock
john: who's there
mrs hudson: nacho
john: nacho who
mrs hudson: nacho housekeeper
Apr 30th
